Wednesday, September 19, 2007

catchphrase comedy...

...is really getting on my fucking tits. when will it stop being funny? just how long can people go on repeating the same things and finding them funny? till i kill them, that's when. one evening in the pub this guy i didn't know came up to me and said "i'm the only gay in the village" in a welsh accent then pissed himself - and when i didn't laugh too, he obviously assumed i couldn't have heard and SAID IT AGAIN. then, when i stared at him coldly and said "i hate you", HE stared at ME like I was the one with the problem. can you imagine? for fuck's sake, apes mastered the art of mimicry years ago (as early as the 70s i think), so when a grown man does it, i'm really not impressed. what was his next trick going to be? throw his own shit at me? tragically enough, that would have been funnier.