God bless my right wing mother for...

...buying the daily mail - last sunday's copy came with a free foreigner (remember the rule? i before e except when it's e before i) cd - featuring such classics as "cold as ice", "waiting for a girl like you" and "i want to know what love is".

but better than that, i just discovered that my new fangled portable telephone has a voice recorder on it - so i just played high hopes by pink floyd on my guitar, recorded it and set the fucker as my ring tone. get in. i hope dave doesn't mind, but i rearranged it slightly to make it work better on just one guitar. god i'm a smug cunt. right, i'm off for my early evening wank, just in case there's pennetration on the cards later - don't want the first time to be too quick...