Soap Plots

I got home one night and saw some of coronation street (the remote jammed, honest guvna etc.) and there were two geezers snogging. i spat my meths and orange juice all over the coffee table (it's teek and my mum and dad gave it to me, hope it doesnt stain), anyway that's not the point. The point is this: who writes the script for this utter shite? the dialogue is complete drivel. I could do a much better job. there'd be no geezers gaying off together for a start. now ladies lezzing off would be a far superior, intellectually stimulating storyline. Twins maybe. Ooh, give me half an hour, access to the internet, a pot noodle and a pen and i'll knock up a few episodes.